Handy

I seem to be gazing into the beauty that is my hand

Cleverbot

Cleverbot and I have such odd conversations.

Mullet

 I really need to get my haircut, I'm starting to grow a long, flowing mullet...

Lionel

First post of the year! Anyways, I was just testing out my markers I got for Christmas. Yes I know, he looks Mexican...

New Year's

Happy New Year's, another decade done and gone. Can you believe that only ten years, paranoid conspiracy theorists and new age weirdos across the world were sitting in their cellars holding shotguns preparing for Y2K? Anyways, I'll probably be doing nothing other than watching the annual Twilight Zone marathon and making bad jokes about how I haven't done anything since last year (i.e. shower, brush my teeth, eat, drink)

Dentist

I've always found going to the dentist very awkward. There's always a person inches away from your face staring at you...

Facepaint

Some people are just really strange...

P.S. Painting camouflage is really annoying.

P.P.S. Happy Boxing Day

Artsy

So I rented two animated foreign films "Waltz with Bashir" and "Fear(s) of the Dark" I do enjoy the animation, but they got really boring and I fell asleep halfway through Waltz with Bashir... Since now I'm experiencing an "art film overload," I'm watching the Hangover to cancel it out.

Wormy

Watch out... He gonna shoot ya.

Manly

I think he was holding a shopping bag too...